An Atheist’s Passover

People tend to be curious about how I celebrate certain holidays.  For Passover, I respond with, “We went Passover shopping–we bought a bag of Bazooka Gum–and that is that.”  The second Seder?  That was at Houlihans, always a safe bet for a Pesadicha meal.  Or, um, a good meal.


So now you know how we celebrate Passover on the second night.